If you're looking for a fight, you simpleton, you found it. Fermenting indeed.
Flatulence is more than just embarrassing--that buildup of air in your abdomen can become uncomfortable or even painful. Gas is caused by the fermentation of carbohydrates broken down by bacteria, a perfectly normal part of digestion. (From this article.) The upshot, stop eating milk, bran, beans, and other carbohydrates, if you can. Also, get off the low carb diets.
This isn't a feel good blog, rather, this is a blog where I tell you, especially the new-agers and waiters, what a bunch of wankers you are and you go away red faced but wiser. I wont even consider using the spellchecker.
I may also put recipes on this blog. I'm not sure you're worthy. I'll have to think about it. If I eat at a great restaurant, I'll rub your nose in it. In general, it's my ball so go soak your head.
Welcome! Now bugger off. Go fart somewhere else.
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