Bad Customers: May they rot in hell

Well, here is a great story about a very bad customer. This fellow, bought some chocolates from a great chocolate shop. What did he buy, he bought ancho chili chocolates. Hot and spicy. Did he complain that there weren't hot enough. No!

Panty waist boy complained that they were too hot and wanted the chocolate manufacturer to actually replace it with the same confection but less hot. Is that incredible! The guy is a total freak. Not only is he a whimp but things that ooh, if I complain enough, I should get something new.

What a dick. This pissed me off.