The Elderly

Yeah, you guessed it, the elderly. I have no problems with old people. We'll all get there if we're not already there. It's the elderly that piss me off. Listen all you elderly, leave the problem plumbing at home when you eat out and just enjoy yourself. And leave the newage Canadians at home with the dog, too.

Thanks. Next time you decide to vent in public, from any orifice, please don't. Next time you decide to ask for plain, steamed vegetables, don't. Eat your damn fruit cup and shut up.

Thanks.