Top Chef: Is it still tops?

I'm not sure. If we look at what has come out of the show, Perilla and... What? What has that monkey Ilan done? And where is my favorite slut? Gail? Hey, what do I know?

I miss the somewhat chunky sex pot. I mean Padma is beautiful. She's even played on Enterprise but for raw sex, Gail, you're my babe.

This season isn't that good but it is WAY better than season two. These people are more like people. Thank you for having Steven, that putz, back on. And thanks for giving my man Tony his own blog.

Love you guys.

I also like Tim Gunn's Guide to Style. I also admire his positive spin. I would be just shaking my head and telling the slutty girl to hang it up. Or, what I would have done, is put some of her slutty clothes on the model. Or take her to the slut extreme.

Well, is this my cry of fame? Or what? Bravo TV. You're starting to become a character of yourself and so are your shows. Milk it baby. Breast milk it.