Bobby Flay throws down with Donald Trump

Here in Albania, we love Donald Trump. All of the girls here want to have his baby or, if that couldn't be achieved, his toupée. If that isn't a hairpiece than he needs a trainer for his hair or probably a wrangler. Perhaps a weedwacker?

What is the apprentice then one big throw down? So, since Bobby Flay is the master of the throw down, he needs to challenge Donald Trump, the master of the put down. I mean, who in their right mind would like Omarosa, or whatever that that silly viper's name is? She is the single reason I really don't want to watch the new Celebrity Apprentice. Getting rid of that nice Playboy model and keeping this female! Ha! You go girl, I just ain't watching.

So, during one of the corporate board meetings, incomes Flay, no excuses this time Bobby, and throws down with Trump, picks up Ivonka, she looks nice and has a cute Russian name that would go over well here in Albania and ignores Donald, her brother, Jr. has his hair, what can I say?, and Eric. The tension builds and Flay throws down challenging Trump to a hair-off. I mean, he would lose if he challenged him to a check write-off. Or, since Flay loves to mix drinks, maybe he and The Donald could face off in a martini mix-off.

Or, Bobby, you could come to Albania and challenge me to a bonbon making contest! I'll pit my cherry cordials, technically a bonbon, against your cherry cordials anytime.

On another note, please Donald, come to Albania! We love you and your hair.